U.S.S. Allen M. Sumner DD-692
Sea Stories - Chapter 5

From: Vins Holbrook (SM2c 43-45)
Subject: The Brooklyn Bridge
I was watching the PBS Ken Burns program on “The Brooklyn Bridge” the other night and we were treated to a variety of camera angles showing this spectacular structure in all of its esthetic glory. I noted that several of the shots were taken from underneath the bridge, looking up at the bottom and I was immediately carried back to the spring of l944 while the Sumner was still in Brooklyn Navy Yard preparing for our shakedown cruise. Two or three times a week we moved out into the East River to engage in some kind of equipment test or other. If we turned north it meant that we were headed for Long Island Sound and the relative security provided by that body of water. But if we turned south it meant we would pass under the Brooklyn Bridge, headed toward the open sea and all of the regular precautions of meeting a possible enemy were taken. One of these precautions was the removal of the canvas covers from the “Battle Lights”; three lights, red, green and white affixed to the end of each yardarm, that security considerations demanded were be covered while in port! Each day a particular sequence of red, green and white was determined by someone from on high and sent out from somewhere to all of the ships in the Navy. This sequence served to distinguish friend from foe in emergency situations, only friends would show the correct sequence! Obviously, this meant that someone, a signalman, had to climb the mast up to the yard-arm, shinny out to the end and, with both legs and one arm wrapped around the yard-arm holding on for dear life, untie the three tie lines holding the cover on, remove the cover, grip it firmly between the teeth, scoot backwards to the mast, turn around and remove the other one! Then, at the end of the day, returning back to port and into the East River the process had to be repeated although in reverse. The cover had to be placed over the light fixture and the three tie lines secured. This would have been a difficult task to do at a height of five feet, let alone at a height of about 60 feet! One got an unobstructed, close-up and intimate view of the bottom of the Brooklyn Bridge, so close that at times you weren’t sure that the top of the mast was not going to be rammed into the bridge with you hanging there! As well, in February and March temperatures in New York often fall near or below freezing which greatly enhanced the exercise! The interesting thing about all of this was in the selection of the signalman who was going to crawl up there and do it! In the “old” or traditional Navy,” such as on the Henley, my former ship, there would have been no discussion. The sailor ordered to do it would have been the lowest ranking signalman striker on that particular watch with no questions asked! No such formalities existed on the Allen M. Sumner however, we were a democratic ship! When requested to do the Battle Light covers on the Sumner, the responses of the strikers ranged from “F--- ---!” to “Not me!” or “I’m allergic to heights!” to whatever! If and when the O.D. noticed that the covers had to be put on or removed, he would say something to the signalman in charge of the watch. (The O.D. didn’t always notice, in which case nothing was done!) The usual sequence of events that ensued after receiving direction from the O.D. was first, to order the appropriate person to change the Battle Light covers, and second, after hearing all of the excuses/refusals, do it yourself! I used to wonder if it was only on the Sumner that the 3rd and 2nd class ratings were doing the onerous tasks while strikers stood by and watched! The answer of course, was that at this stage of the war the new sailors were mostly draftees rather than volunteers. While there was nothing wrong with their courage it was just that they weren’t about to do anything unless they absolutely had to! Fortunately, our tour of duty in the Brooklyn Navy Yard came to a close with our shakedown cruise to Bermuda and the issue kind of resolved itself. When we weren’t entering and leaving port on almost a daily basis and when the O.D.’s learned that the world wasn’t coming to an end if the Battle Light covers were not on, more important things occupied our minds! I spent four years aboard two “tin can’s” and the Battle Lights were used exactly once and they were never used while I was on board the Sumner! 

From: Colin Benporath (CPO RAN 67)
Subject: Sleeping In
It was 1967 in Vietnam and I highlined aboard to do some repair work on the Sumner. I was put in a bunk in the after seaman's mess, (below the aft turret), it was 0345 and I had just about gotten to sleep when the General Quarters alarm went.  I hit the deck running and thought that I had no where to go, and besides the CIC staff knew where I was so I got back in the bunk. Along comes a chief, who pulled back the sheet and yells, "what the F%&@ are you doing in your rack", when I rolled over and looked at him, he just said, "sorry chief" and pulled the sheets back up. So I just lay there listening to the guns fire. Then got up about 0600 and back to work on the AN/WLR-1, before the highline transfer via the tanker back to Hobart.

From: Stan Victor (ETR2 55-57)
Subject: Abandon Ship Drill
One of the drills that was often practiced, but never consummated (thankfully), was the "Abandon Ship" drill. One day while somewhere in the middle of the Mediterranean, the drill was executed and all hands dutifully went to their abandon ship station. The usual announcement that was made was : "All hands prepare to abandon ship...the nearest friendly land is _____ miles". Then the direction of the friendly land, relative to the ship's orientation would follow. On this particular occasion the message was..... "Nearest friendly land is three miles.... straight down". The ship was actually about 300 miles from any land in about 16,000 feet of water. It causes one to pause.

From: Stan Victor (ETR2 55-57)
Subject: Check Your Oil Sir?
The 1956 Med Cruise was filled with interesting liberty ports: some romantic, some exotic, but one of the most exciting for me personally was Iskenderun, Turkey. The primary purpose of this stop was for refueling, but the Captain thought it would be a good locale for "dungaree liberty" with the requisite supply of American beer which we had transported across the "pond" for exactly this purpose. The ship was secured next to a buoy which served as a marker and terminal for the oil supply line which traversed the harbor underwater and originated from a reservoir nestled in the nearby hills. Apparently arrangements had been made for the purchase of fuel from the Turkish government which had dispatched a truck full of Turks in military garb to the waterfront to meet us. "Us" being a small contingency of "volunteers" consisting of a signalman with flags and radio set, a rifleman, an electronics technician (yours, truly) and a Junior officer, complete with a "45". When we arrived at the shore on our motor whaleboat, we realized that collectively, we spoke about as much Turkish as the Turks spoke English. The purpose of our visit was (I thought) to pay for the fuel purchase. When the spoken word failed, and hand gestures appeared to be unsatisfactory, the Turks, in a loud and emphatic way clearly indicated that we should enter their vehicle. As we traveled up the unpaved road through the hills, I had visions of being held ransom or imprisoned for being a threat to their national security. When at last we stopped, the Turk in charge motioned for us to exit the vehicle and to follow him. Not wishing to be involved in an international incident, we of course accommodated him. He led us to the top of a mound where a large steel plate was removed and another Turk was poised to lower a long rod into the hole from which the plate was taken. After we arrived, he inserted the rod, which had calibration marks, into the hole and then removed it, motioning for us to observe the point where oil was present. They then began pumping fuel into the line that served our ship while we stood at ease.

From: Stan Victor (ETR2 55-57)
Subject: Every Ship's got a Jailhouse Lawyer
It was in the Spring of '56 while the AMS was plying Caribbean waters that one of the guys in the ET Gang didn't get the word about an "all hands" working party to replenish ship's stores via high-line at about 1800 hours. Actually, to be more precise, "Al" got the "word" but decided he would be inconvenienced by such an operation. Ergo, Al triced up his bunk with himself inside against the bulkhead. Following the loading activity, which ended at about 0400 hours, all hands were mustered at quarters and it was discovered that Al was missing. A frantic search was begun from stem to stern. After about two fruitless hours, it was deemed necessary to arouse the Skipper and report a suspected "man overboard". The Commodore (we were the Flagship of Desron 16) was about to order all destroyers in his squadron to come about and begin a search for Al, when someone discovered him still cutting logs behind his bunk. Of course, Al was brought up before the "old man" on a Captain's Mast and the Captain, Homer H. Haisten, (H.H.H.) discovered to his dismay that Al had a service file with two pages of Captain's Masts entered. This time he managed to get a Summary Court-Martial from which Al was assigned two weeks restriction aboard ship and 20 hours of hard labor. He was turned over to the Chief Snipe to perform his hard labor, after normal working hours. One day, Al was in his dress whites getting ready to go ashore on a liberty boat. The Chief spotted him on the quarterdeck, and said "Al, you're going nowhere...you still owe me ten hours of hard labor". Al responded that he had served his 14-day restriction and was free to go. A verbal dispute ended in Al staying aboard, but he requested and got access to some books on Military Legal issues. Now I should mention that Al had attended some college (pre-law, I believe) before he decided to spite his parents and quit school to join the Navy. In boot camp it was determined that Al was pretty bright so he was assigned to ETA school. However, the world of academics just didn't suit Al so he managed to flunk out and got assigned to the AMS. With his history of attempted schooling, someone in authority felt Al would be a good candidate for OJT as part of the ET gang. Bottom Line: Al's legal research convinced LT Sapp, the ship's legal officer (and I suppose, the Captain) that Al was correct in interpreting Navy law, and the hard labor period had to be bracketed by the restriction period. So Al regained his liberty privileges and probably became inspired by his success to enter the field of law as a civilian. After several hours, the fueling was complete and we were again required to witness the oil mark on the rod when it was re-inserted. The volume dispensed was thus calculated and we paid for the fuel. I had to admire the Turks for their honesty and integrity, if not for their diplomacy. Unfortunately, this interesting side trip cost me my ration of cold "Schlitz".

From: Stan Victor (ETR2 55-57)
Subject: Never Stand Downwind on a Torpedo Launch
Being the owner of a terrific Zeiss Ikon 35mm camera that I was able to pick up from ship's store at a bargain price during our Med cruise, I did a lot of photographing both aboard ship and at liberty ports. One unforgettable moment, while poised just aft of the torpedo tubes, ready to capture a torpedo in flight, a good buddy Torpedoman came by and quietly whispered to me to move upwind of the tubes, without revealing why, and without advising others. Luckily I trusted his judgment and found out at the launch why this was good advice. A substantial amount of purple dye was expelled at the launch which quickly covered all observers positioned at the lifeline just south of the tubes. Apparently this was a rite of passage to be enjoyed by the "salts" who observed the observers.

From: Stan Victor (ETR2 55-57)
Subject: Northern Europe Good Will Tour, Anyone?
In the weeks and months just before July 1956 word had it that the AMS was destined for a six-week good will cruise to Northern Europe. The scuttlebutt was so convincing that a considerable number of personnel who were scheduled to be separated from active duty during the cruise period were offered an opportunity to extend their enlistment for ninety days in order to make the cruise. Northern Europe being prime cruising territory, several men seized the opportunity. During the week prior to departure, loading parties were conducted for replenishment of ship's stores, and a few boxes were "accidentally" opened. Shorts and other semi-tropical gear were discovered to be among the stores being loaded. This seemed odd for a Northern Europe cruise. On the eve of our departure, the AMS was honored by a visit from Admiral "31-knot" Arleigh A. Burke, CNO, who inspected ship's company, gave us a handshake, and wished us fair seas. He recommended keeping our heads down while transiting the Suez Canal. Of course we assumed he was only speaking in jest. Near the end of a two-week transit across the Atlantic, we were informed that because of developing international situations in the Med, the AMS would deviate from her original course, detouring for two weeks into the Med, with a singular short stop at Valetta, Malta. Of course, as history recounts, the "short" visit to the Med was extended to late in November, during which time we remained mostly in the Eastern Med. Being a first-time visitor to the Med, I was filled with enthusiasm to see the exciting and culturally rich liberty ports for Naples, Athens, Istanbul, Beirut and several others. This was still very much "post-war" Europe, and the vestiges of warfare with its resulting effect on the local economy was staggering. While cruising to a scheduled stop at Genoa, Italy, the ship was turned about abruptly to the tune of General Quarters, "This is not a drill". We were obliged to fly the colors at conspicuous points and to illuminate the ship with spotlights clearly declaring our status as a "neutral" American vessel. As we came within the territorial limit of Egyptian waters, Egyptian PT boats were dispatched to discourage us from entering the Harbor. Responding with instructions from COM SIXTH FLEET, we signaled our intention to enter Alexandria Harbor for the purpose of evacuating American Nationals. We spent three days in Alexandria Harbor. The city was under constant aerial attack, and aircraft were being shot down within our view. We all wondered what kind of ribbons we would end up with if we survived. Unable to depart because intelligence had informed us the Harbor had been mined since our entry, both the Anglo-French and Egyptian commands confirmed the presence of mines, but neither would admit to having done so. Finally, a French Minesweeper offered to clear a path for our exit. Following the Suez Crisis, we continued to patrol the Eastern Med for about six weeks, with frequent dogging by Russian Subs. We patrolled the coast of Israel within sight of Haifa and wondered whether we would be called to port. Reputedly some German nationals were also awaiting evacuation from the theatre of war. At one point our squadron DESRON 16 had been scheduled to relieve our sister squadron that was cruising the Red Sea and the Persian Gulf. The invasion of Egypt by Anglo-French forces provoked Egyptian president Nasser to scuttle more than 50 vessels in the Suez Canal, thereby blockading it from transit and essentially isolating our sister squadron. Had these events occurred a week or two later, the AMS would have been among those ships cut-off from the Med and would have likely been instructed to return home via a much longer route. Finally, in late November, the AMS was instructed to return home to NORVA with one last stop at Gibraltar prior to our crossing. We had now been at sea almost forty days continuously, and a lot of guys developed "Channel Fever" half way across the pond with approved "Leave" papers and packed seabags at the ready. Northern Europe? Next time.

From: Stan Victor (ETR2 55-57)
Subject: Swim Call
One of the advantages of cruising in semi-tropical waters was the custom of shifting to "tropical conditions". Working hours commenced at 0630 and all hands knocked off ship's work at 1330 at which time the ship stopped engines, sea anchor was set, and "swim call" commenced. To ensure the safety and comfort of the swimmers, Jacobs ladders were set out off the Starboard beam, and motor whaleboats were placed about 100 yards out, with a few men armed with M16s and BARs. Similarly armed personnel were stationed along the Starboard side of the ship, thus bracketing the swimmers with (hopefully) a secure "Shark Watch". This practice was observed frequently in the Med, but never in the Caribbean for obvious reasons. One day while swimming somewhere off the coast of Greece, equipped with mask, fins and snorkel, I was out about 30 yards and slightly astern and noticed the ships screws began to turn slowly. Quickly surfacing, I realized that only a few of us remained in the water, and the ship had begun to get underway. Fearing that we had missed an early call to return to ship (being underwater a lot) I truly thought we were not going to be missed until muster was held. After the ship had traveled a few hundred yards it stopped, and a motor whaleboat was sent to pick us up. As it turned out, shifting winds and/or sea currents had caused alarm that the sea anchor line might become entangled with the screws, so the ship shifted its position. Although we observed sharks many times while under way, I never (thankfully) got to see any within our swim zones.

From: Stan Victor (ETR2 55-57)
Subject: The Drone Smasher's Club
Among the various war games and exercises conducted in the North Atlantic were anti-aircraft drills. Typically, an unmanned radio-controlled aircraft (drone) would be maneuvered in our vicinity by a piloted command aircraft, and we were to attempt "near misses" with our twin-forties and 3" x 38's. Apparently, one gunner's mate got a little too enthusiastic, and succeeded in actually hitting the drone, effecting sufficient damage to put it out of control, but not enough to put it into the sea. With its resulting erratic moves, the drone became a clear threat to us as well as to other ships present in the operation. Our Captain, ordered the drone to be hit and dropped out of the sky. When after countless rounds of fire the drone continued to meander through the blue, the gunnery crew asked what they should do if they ran out of ammunition. The Gunnery officer replied, "shoot 'till you're out of ammo then throw spuds at it". When finally, the drone was trashed, a collective sigh of relief could be heard. At a later date the Allen M. Sumner was presented by some high level brass with an ornate bronze plaque designating her an official member of "The Drone Smasher's Club".

From: Stu Scherr (RD3 56-57)
Subject: Jaws !
I remember during a med cruise in the summer of 1976, we were sailing from Greece to Naples, Italy, and it was hot as blazes.  The Captain decided to have a swim call to cool everyone off.  So we stopped dumping garbage that morning, and at about 1400, the captain stopped the ship and ordered the whale boat out, with 2 men armed with M1 rifles to watch for sharks.  The Captain then announced "swim call" and guys started jumping into the water  from every conceivable location, gun mounts, 01 deck, etc.  As a radarman, I knew the depth of the ocean where we had stopped was about 2 miles deep.  After I jumped in, a thought raced thru my mind, that a shark could come up from the depths, without anyone even seeing it.  So I hightailed it back to the ship so fast, that when I got alongside, I stuck my foot into the rope ladder so hard, I scraped the skin off my feet on the barnacles below the waterline. Now there is blood in the water.  Needless to say, many of the guys who witnessed what had happened to me, were out of the water as fast as they could go also.

From: Stu Scherr (RD3 56-57)
Subject: Flying high
In August, 1956, on our way over to the med, we were crossing the Atlantic with the other ships of DesRon 16, Moale 693 and Ingraham, 694.  I was in the mess hall eating lunch, when my operations officer came over to me and said that I was going over to the Moale to be an observer during ASW exercises. I said, "when we get into port." He said "No, in about 30 minutes, get your butt up to portside amidships, your going over in a Boatswains chair." I arrived where I supposed to be and let me tell you, I was one nervous dude.  They put a kapok on me and strapped me into the chair and told me if I went into the drink, to release the buckle, and I would then float free, hopefully to be picked up ASAP. The experience of going from one ship to another, while both are doing about 15 to 20 knots, is an experience I will never forget.  The crossing only took about 30 seconds, but it seemed like 30 hours.  The water rushing under you and the ships rolling as you go up an down as the guys try to keep the lines taught, is unbelievable.  I stayed on the Moale overnight and came back the next day.  What a trip.

From: Stu Scherr (RD3 56-57)
Subject: All Ahead Flank
We were crossing the Atlantic in 1956, heading for Med, along with the carrier Intrepid, 2 destroyer squadrons, and 2 cruisers.  We were instructed during the crossing, to refuel from the carrier.  When that order was given, we were off the port quarter of the carrier, about 4-5 miles away.  The Captain, Homer Hastings, announced to the crew, that he was going to show the Admiral aboard the carrier, how well he could handle his ship.  He ordered "all ahead flank" and raced towards the carrier at top speed.  He than warned the engine room that they should be prepared to go from "all ahead flank" to "all back full" when he gave the order. When we were astern of the carrier, he ordered the helmsman, "left full rudder". We then smartly turned, at full speed, towards the carriers starboard side.  When we were about 500 yards, he ordered "all Back Full"  Those poor guys in the engine room practically pulled up the deck plates to reverse engines from all ahead flank to all back full.  They did it, and we pulled alongside the Intrepid in perfect position for refueling.  The Admiral sent the Captain a message, "well done, great piece of seamanship"  Of course, the guys in the engine room were wiped out.

From: Stu Scherr (RD3 56-57)
Subject: Blue Nose
I recall  the AMS was chosen to attend President Eisenhower's inauguration in January, 1956.  We sailed up the Potomac River, which was frozen solid, so we became an ice breaker.  My compartment was below the mess deck, which was below the waterline.  Have you ever heard ice crunching against the thin skin of a tin can?  Let me tell you, it was like the loudest thunder you ever heard, couldn't hear yourself talk. I also remember my last cruise, became a Blue Nose by crossing the Arctic Circle in Sept.,1957.  We had liberty in Amsterdam, Holland for one week, along with our sister ships, the Moale, 693, and The Ingraham, 694.  It was the same week that the Russians put Sputnik up.  My buddy who was in the Army stationed in Munich, Germany, got leave and met me at the dock as we pulled in.  I spoke to the Exec, and he let him stay on board for the entire week we were there.  He said our chow was better than the chow he got at the Army hospital he worked in. I was also the mailman on the AMS, had a mailroom portside amidships, that was a bout 2 feet by 4 feet.  I remember during out Med cruise and during the Suez Crisis, we were at sea for over 35 days and had not had mail for about 2 weeks.  I had just gotten off the midnight watch and just hit the sack, when the Boatswain rolled me out of my rack to tell me that the Forrestal was sending a helo over with mail.  I said can't it wait until daylight, and he said no way, get your butt onto the fantail.  The helo hovered over the fantail and dropped 16 bags of mail, which I had to sort at once, or the crew would have my neck.  I did so, for the entire day, and boy was I pooped.

From: Vernon Yielding (FTG2 63-65)
Subject: What's a tube?
I remember one incident on the Sumner, when we kept getting the wrong electron tube for our gun fire control equipment. There was a piece of equipment that required a locking base, and they kept sending tubes that didn't lock in, so when we were firing the guns, we had to station one of us by this equipment with a stick to push these tubes back in! The guy with this duty was called, "THE TUBE TAPPER!" As soon as we got back in port, some of our crew went ashore and procured the right tubes. Now, our kids don't even know what a TUBE is!

From: John Boeckeler (LTJG 66-68)
Subject: Say CHEESE
Do you remember, on the Vietnam deployment, when we had that NBC News Crew aboard for a day or so?  Well, the Commodore, Captain Althoff, thought it would be a good idea if he had a filmed "press conference" and he had a chart of the Vietnam coast set up in the Captain's cabin for that purpose. Well, the Public Information guy who accompanied the News Crew could hardly say no, even though he didn't want to waste film on Althoff explaining our mission, etc. on camera. So they went ahead with it, except they didn't load any film in the movie camera! Of course they didn't tell Althoff about that. So everyone went away happy!

From: Bob Hibbert (DK3 64-66)
Subject: What a way to go!
I recall my 1965-66 Med cruise experience was cut short because my one year old son was found to require open heart surgery. Little did I realize at the time that this emergency leave return trip would turn out to be the highlight, and most exciting part, of our deployment. On 13 Jan 66, while we were at sea, a helicopter from the carrier in our group arrived to pick up me, and a fellow crew member. A work detail was quickly assembled on the fantail, and we watched in amazement as the chopper crew lowered a line, with a small harness attached. Getting into the harness was the easy part. The actual lifting off the deck was the precarious part, as the chopper crew had to time the ascent when the fantail was high on a swell. Otherwise, if we lifted off while the fantail was in a trough, the fantail could snap back on us as it rode the next swell, and break our legs. The chopper crew said to hold on tight, and don’t look down. Of course, that’s exactly what you have to do in such a situation, and what a scare I got. The chopper crewman laughed, as he watched my face turn snow white! We finally made it safely aboard the chopper and enjoyed the ride to the carrier. That was my first visit to a carrier flight deck, and I was very impressed. After a short wait in the ready room, we were called to board a small two engine prop plane. Once on board, we were told to buckle up, lean back in our seats, and hold on tight. The plane was then fired off the catapult, and although the plane dipped a bit under the flight deck, we were airborne and on our way to Sicily. From Sicily, we took a similar plane to an Air Force facility in France. They were getting ready to close down for a blizzard, but we were able to get another hop on an Air Force flying boxcar. Shortly after getting airborne, we discovered the heating system on the plane had malfunctioned, and the only heat available was in the cockpit. So, during the long flight across the Atlantic, we took turns defrosting our frozen bodies in the cockpit. Our first stop on this flight to Dover, Delaware, was scheduled to be Goose Bay, Labrador. Unfortunately, Goose Bay was closed down due to a winter storm, so the flight crew was forced to continue on to a small military airport in the South of Canada. We stayed there for a 24 hour breather, and then finally headed off to Dover.

From: Vinson Holbrook (SM2c 43-45)
Subject: AOL/AWOL
Two acronyms, often confused and sometimes of serious consequence to the individuals charged with one or the other of the offenses. AOL, or Absent Over Leave is the less serious of the two because it most often means that the offender is, or was, returning to the ship or to the base but, for whatever reasons, is simply late. This might happen because of difficulty getting a cab or getting lost or, as once happened to me, I mis-read my leave papers, mistaking 03-02-45 for 02-03-45 and turned up 24 hours AOL. The sanctions for this kind of offense might range from a reprimand to a restriction to the ship or, as in my case, the loss of an impending promotion to SM1/C from SM2/C. AWOL on the other hand, suggests that the offender is not coming back, they left without permission, in itself a punishable act. It may even be the first stage of a desertion. The sanctions for this offense may be quite severe, ultimately a firing squad if one goes AWOL in the heat of battle, in which case it would probably be considered some form of cowardice. Just this past month the British Army and government publicly apologized for the firing squad execution of 23 offenders from WWII, recognizing that most of them were probably suffering from some kind of advanced stress syndrome and probably would have benefited more from therapy than from a firing squad! What has this to do with the Allen M. Sumner? Well, like many ships during the waning stages of WWII, the Sumner was struck by a kamikaze plane and as the ship was disabled we were forced to remain in Lingayen Gulf, the site of our mishap. We were not actually participating in the action over this period but rather just observing and recording. We watched 64 kamikaze attacks during that ten days and only four of them missed! Given the appearance of a kamikaze the chance of its hitting its target seemed pretty good. A conventional bomber pilot attacking a target ship, if he wished to survive, must devote some of his attention to evasive action. Depending upon his need for survival, this evasive action may range from dropping his bomb five miles short of the target, turning off and running like hell, in which case he is almost certain to survive but he is also almost certain to miss the target! If he needs to be a hero and actually hit the target he must devote more attention to the target and less to his own evasive action, perhaps 50/50 or maybe even more! In either case he may strike the target or he may not. Now, in the case of the kamikaze pilot the odds are greatly altered. He is committed to striking the target and he does not need to worry about any evasive action, or at least only at a very minimal level. This being the case his chances of striking the target are hugely increased. Four misses out of 64 attempts works out to a little over 94% hits and less than 6% misses! This change in the odds of target survival was not lost on the thousands of American and allied sailors watching the action and at least some of them began to experience some doubt about returning to this 'no-win' situation after their damaged ships had been repaired. There were rumors of a dramatic increase in the number of "missed ships" AWOLS during the spring and early summer of l945 at the Pacific coast ports and bases. Whether this was in fact the case has never been revealed but the Navy's obvious reaction does suggest that it was becoming a problem. At the extreme it was reported and rumored that some sailors were actually abandoning their 20 and 40 mm gun emplacements in the face of an impending kamikaze hit and that officers had to force some gun crews to remain at their stations at gunpoint. If this was true of some ships, it was certainly not true when the Sumner was hit Our kamikaze streaked down out of the sun at high noon, no one saw him and no one offered any resisting fire. I am sure that it all happened so fast that no one had time to consider leaving or staying at their battle stations. Not that we didn't talk about it, a few individuals announced that they "were going to leave their machine gun when the next kamikaze got closer than a 100 yards or so". I overheard one officer on the bridge proclaim that he was "going to shoot the first SOB that tried to leave his gun station". Now, lets return to Hunters Point Navy Yard in March of 1945. Our kamikaze damage had been repaired and we were preparing to get under weigh for our return to the "forward areas". It was about 0745 hours, the Special Sea Details had been at work, all of the lines to the dock had been singled up, but the gangplank was still in place. At 0800 hours the Exec left the bridge and went down to the quarterdeck to confer with the Officer of the Deck to ascertain if all of last nights liberty party had returned by the 0800 hours deadline. He was informed that there was one AOL, a Seaman "William Smith" was missing. The Exec then detailed two men from the Quarterdeck watch to get the lock shears from the machine shop, go below to Seaman Smiths' locker and bunk, snip the lock and pack his seabag and set it out on the dock. All of which was done by 0830 hours. At about 0845 hours Seaman Smith appeared, 45 minutes AOL, and tried to come aboard. The Quarterdeck OD blocked his way and told him to stay on the dock. The Exec by then had returned to the bridge and he found himself in an embarrassing situation. He had very publicly ordered the bag packed and put on the dock and he was faced with the decision to back down or "muddle through". He chose the latter and shouted down to Seaman Smith that he was to take his seabag and report to the office of the Navy Yard Commandant. Smith shouldered his seabag and walked off up the dock, the Quarterdeck OD had the gangplank dragged aboard., the remaining lines were detached from the dock and with the help of a tug we began to inch away from the dock and were soon on our way to Hawaii and points west. It was not a fast trip, we were assigned as an anti-submarine screen to a large convoy and the top speed of the slowest ship was about 12 knots. Following a zig-zag course, this took us about 10 days. At Pearl Harbor, we detached from the convoy and entered Middle Lock, headed for the fuel dock. I was on watch and as we were re-fueling I noted that the central signal tower at Pearl was flashing me with his light indicating that he had a message for the Sumner. I called out for a writer and began receiving the message. It was addressed to the Allen M. Sumner, DD692, attention Executive Officer and it was from the Commandant, Hunter's Point Navy Yard. The message read, "Seaman William Smith reported to my office at 0900 hours, Mar, 21, 1945, stating that he had received verbal orders from you to do so, please verify." I handed the message to the Exec, he read it and asked me for a reply form on which he wrote, "Seaman William Smith AWOL from Sumner as of 0800 hours, Mar. 21" and instructed me to send it. Needless to say, this was a very difficult message to send and needless to say, to my knowledge, Seaman Smith was never heard from again by anyone on the Sumner. Rumors floated around of course, the most often heard being that he was being made an example of and that he had received a General Court Marshal and got 20 years hard labor. We can only guess what happened to him and hope that whatever it was it might have been reviewed later. There was a period during the first year or two after the war in which those particularly unjust sentences handed down during the emotional turmoil of the war were reviewed and in many cases they were set aside or drastically reduced and while we will never know maybe he ultimately got off with a BCD and time already served.

From: Vinson Holbrook (SM2c 43-45)
Subject: Hokey-Pokey Man
Looking at the photos from World War II reminded me of a story about James Burns (SM2c 44-46).  During our stay at Hunter's Point Naval Yard to effect the repairs from our kamikaze hit, we were given explicit orders by the Exec, Lt. Hines, that no one was to cross over to the wharf unless they were going ashore or on some specific assigned errand.  One evening there appeared on the dock a "hokey-pokey" man selling ice cream and Burns decided to ignore the orders and went over to the dock and bought an ice cream cone.  He was observed by Lt Hines and was immediately put on report.  At the Captain's Mast hearing on the matter he was sentenced to "no leave or liberty for the remainder of our stay in San Francisco".  He called his family back in Connecticut and told them of his situation.  His mother called her member of Congress, Clair Booth Luce, (also the wife of Time/Life publisher Henry Luce) and within the next day Burn's punishment was set aside and he was able to go ashore with  rest of us!

From: Bob Bourassa (QM3 61-63)
Subject: How close did we come?
I remember an incident during the Cuban Missile Crisis that is interesting and perhaps has historical importance. We've recently come to understand how close we came to going to war during the "blockade". The Russians and the Cubans were waiting for us to fire the first shot which would have given them the reason to send the missiles into the United States. That event very nearly happened and to my knowledge, it has never been reported. We intercepted an inbound freighter and trailed it for several hours. We attempted to communicate with it and would not get a response. We went to GQ. During that time Captain Flynn had been communicating with his superiors as to what to do ( I presume). I was in the wheelhouse when this was going on. Captain Flynn had two written messages sent down to the radio shack and after the first message was returned to him, he instructed the guns to be turned toward the freighter. At this time, the freighter was about 1000yds off our port side. After some time, when the freighter failed to respond, Captain Flynn sent the second message down to the radio shack and when that message was answered, I believe Captain Flynn was going to give instructions to fire. As this was about to happen, the freighter came to a stop. It was DIW for some time and then later, started to back down. The freighter backed down for some time, stopped and then turned around and sailed eastward. We followed it for quite some time and then left. As I remember it, this incident took about a day to evolve. I have often thought about that incident and have wondered if Captain Flynn was given permission to fire on the freighter. Did Captain Flynn have permission to fire? What would the consequences have been if we had fired? How close did we come? I would really like to hear from others who were there at the time and who can confirm this event.

From: Scott Kopfstein (SK3 66-69)
Subject: Serving in the Arctic
Last week's snow in the Southeast reminded me of a story dating back to 1969 when I was in my last year in the Navy stationed in Norfolk. My wife was with me and we had an apartment about two miles from the base. I got up to go to the ship one morning in December and low and behold we had had a total of one inch of snowfall overnight. Well, being from Cleveland I told my wife I should leave a little early so I won't be late for muster. After trying several streets, I couldn't get through to the ship so I went back home. I had never seen so many car wrecks in my life and never have again since I got out. Well, I called the ship and told them of my dilemma and they were astounded that I had even tried to get in so the LCDR standing OD told me to stay home for the day and not go out. My wife couldn't believe it either, needless to say I did what the LCDR said! I stayed home that day and got totally smashed. I'll never forget that one inch snowfall that day. I tell the story to my friends today and it puts them in tears!

From: Kelly Brown (EM2 66-68)
Subject: Get your Red Hots
Shipboard life, even inport, can sometimes take, ingenuity, cunning, stealth and determination. This tale is the "proof" of that statement. At sea, a hunger attack around midnight can be cured by that which is called "mid-rats". Midnight rations are normally designated for the on-going mid-watch, but cookie usually doesn't mind when the off going watch grabs a humble sandwich also, and perhaps a few other hungry souls suffering insomnia or a growling stomach. When in port the story is a bit different, especially for the duty crew. The delights of mid-rats only occur at sea. What’s a hungry shipmate to do when facing the dilemma of no mid-rats to fill the belly? Here begins one such tale. I was attending to my usual inport duties as duty electrician and Sounding & Security watch (see other related tale). As I made my usual rounds through out the Sumner I became aware of the aroma of cooking, not a normal smell, there in the middle of the night, especially in the berthing area. Much of the crew is ashore with family and friends, and typically only the single lads and duty sections are aboard. Mid-rats do not occur in port, nor in berthing areas, so I decided to investigate this unexpected smell. A quick tour of snipe berthing, and my nose lead me to the shipfitter's shop. Upon opening the shop door I discovered my friend SFP3 Don Shoults, back to the shop door, busy about his cooking chores. His usual greeting of "Hi Brown" (completely in Donald Duck voice) was followed by "Want a hot dog?" The greeting came from over his shoulder. I still couldn't see what he was cooking with. My first thought was an oxy-acetylene torch and a metal plate, the normal tools of his rate. A quick check for the usual torch hoses, showed them stowed in their rack. Don reached for a piece of bread, for the now cooked hot dog and the mystery was solved. There firmly chucked in the bench vise was the "R" Division iron, normally used to press our white uniforms before going ashore. The cooking was going well, with little mess, as the grease from the dog was disappearing into the conveniently placed holes in the upturned iron face. These normally used for exiting steam from the inner chamber, now obviously doubling as a grease trap. The next day, it seems there was some kind of problem with the division steam iron. Something about ruined whites, some sort of staining problem? Our Don, of course, was not to be found.

From: Kelly Brown (EM2 66-68)
Subject: Sounding & Security
The inport mid-watch for a lowly snipe is entitled Sounding and Security, and generally consists of monotonous, never changing readings on various machinery, checking locked doors to ensure they have not unlocked themselves during the past hour and generally making sure the ship is secure and there is no flooding of unmanned compartments. To discover this undetected flooding, the watch stander has a list of compartments, which have "sounding tubes", a metal pipe which funnels its way to the below compartment from above. The bottom of the tube is open and the top has a watertight metal pipe cap. The measuring device consists of a brass weight affixed to a metal tape measure, and the measurement is taken by lowering said weight down the pipe until it hits the metal plate at the bottom. When retrieved the water line on the weight and measuring tape reflects the depth of standing water or condensation in the below compartment. Since 99% of the spaces are eternally dry this routine quickly becomes monotonous. But herein lies the beauty and danger involved with this watch. Setting the stage, heavy brass weight, noisy metal tape, all metal ship, all metal sounding tube and cap. As you will recall this is the mid-watch, your basic middle of the night, and your shipmates are fast asleep. Lowly snipe enters the sleeping compartment, above the unmanned space to be sounded and takes his reading. You may be asking yourself, "What can be the danger in this?" "The beauty"? Ah, the danger is in making too much noise in snipe country and being killed or maimed by your freshly awakened, enraged fellow snipes. The beauty you ask? The beauty lies in escaping said same killing and maiming in deck division sleeping compartment, as lowly snipe jubilantly free falls said weight and tape down the tube, resoundingly striking the bottom plate below, rapidly rewinds the tape and makes his escape from the awakening, enraged deck division shipmates!

From: Bobby Moore (MMC 61-69) 
Subject: Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds"
This doesn't sound true but here goes nothing. The difference in a sea story and a fairy tale, The sea story starts , this is no s???, and a fairy tale starts once upon a time. But this is no fairy tale, nor sea story, but a smelly true tale. Once after a Personal Inspection in Mayport, Liberty Call. So off the Quarterdeck I go, still in service dress whites, I was about 20-30 yard. from the Quarterdeck and of course I had to readjust my white hat. Just as I pulled it off, to readjust and reshape it, "Splat", came a wad from the sky, landing in the top of my head. Not putting the hat back on I went back to the ship. Don't remember who had the Quarterdeck Watch, but he told me to put my hat on, I just bent over a little so he could see, he gagged so hard I thought he would throw up, at that time I made my way on across before he recovered. A quick trip through the shower and I was off and running again. So I can say for real I've been S??? on!

From: Al Carpenter (LCDR 56-58)
Subject: Material Inspection
Admiral Claude V. Ricketts was a former DD engineering officer and also at one time COMDESFLOT4. During his tenure as Flotilla Commander, I was X.O. on the Sumner. We were scheduled for a routine material inspection and expected the Force Engineering Officer to be the Chief Inspector. About 0930 that morning word came from the tender that the Admiral himself would be the Chief Inspector. This sent shock waves throughout the ship and it really upset the Captain who was a shaky person to begin with. We hustled to get the sideboys ready and tidy up loose ends as the short notice permitted. At 1000 the Admiral came aboard in the uniform of the day. After customary honors at the quarterdeck, the Admiral went to the Wardroom, all the officers around the table and he outlined the scope of the inspection. He told us he knew there were lots of things wrong with the ship and he knew the operating schedule had been heavy. But it was necessary for the good of the ship to find all of the discrepancies and he knew what to look for and he would find them. After he finished his remarks, he asked the Captain if he could go to his cabin to change into his inspection outfit. When the Admiral came aboard his Aide accompanied him. He had an oversize athletic bag, must have been 4 or 5 feet long and he had lots of stuff in it. We didn't know what was in it, but he took it to the Captain's cabin. When the Admiral came out, he was wearing overalls, ball cap, steaming shoes, held a 5-cell flashlight about as long as my arm (symbol of a far-reaching inspection), and said "Captain, are we ready?" At this, I thought the Captain would fall apart. A very thorough inspection was carried out which lasted about 2 hours. Then the Admiral returned to the Wardroom and went over everything. As expected, the marks were quite low, but they were on the mark and cut out the work ahead. Again the Sumner was another example of a WWII burn out. It is a tribute to the ship's engineers that after twenty years of hard steaming, they were still able to get away from the pier and make six month deployments to the Med, and also, in one case at least, a round the world cruise. My hat always goes off to those hardy engineers, the unsung heroes of the Fleet. (an excerpt from the February 2001 issue of The Bucket & Swab, newsletter of the USS Lowry (DD770) Association with kind thanks to Kenny Pounders)

From: Jan Tenhoeve (SFFN 65-67)
Subject: The 'other' Fireman
It was a strange feeling knowing that I didn't have to go if I didn't want to. "It's just a matter of putting in a Chit", he had explained. "It's 'that' simple". Then he kind of grinned and said, "you need some time to think it over. I'll be back". At this point in time, that was several weeks ago. Now time was running out on me, and I knew he'd be back for his answer. Cause soon we'd be shovin' off on the 'Nam' cruise. The guy was an SFFN, same as I was, from the USS Noa. So it was all simple, like he said. A Done Deal, if I wanted it - "We'll be - just - swapping ships". Sumner was going to 'Nam' and the Noa - well, nowhere. I could sit the remainder of my hitch in Mayport - 'peacefully'. But there had been a lot of things to consider, and I knew the 'Nam' cruise wasn't going to be an easy one. Weighing heavily in the decision to be made was wanting to see more foreign countries. And there were some other things. Like - having your own Planetarium, it seemed, in the night sky while at sea. And that super excited feeling you get when pulling into Port overseas. And things like - having the movie projector go flying all over the place while watching a flick during rough seas. Being pinned against the bulkhead by icy-cold water while refueling. Midrats. No sleep. Chief Beasley looking to give me extra duty all the time. Getting lost in Naples. The latest Beatle records in Gibraltar. Chief Beasley chewing me out even during liberty in Malta. And Sete, France. But I had come a long way since the 'Yellow Paint Incident' preceding our arrival in Naples '65. And I no longer upchucked from seasickness from places like the Starboard Lookout to Main Deck where officers may be standing (Shhhhh). Well. All that. But the big decision lay elsewhere. (Have your box of Kleenex ready?-----) I had gotten used to the Sumner by now. It's Crew that is. Or - No! - maybe they had gotten used to 'Me'. And my Sixties Rock 'n Roll albums, that is. Would the USS Noa put up with all this? Another ship, though identical looking to the A.M.S. would only be a really strange place to me. And so he came by again one morning, the other Fireman. We looked at each other. And I didn't have to say anything. He knew the answer. (written by a Vietnam Veteran)

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